Another Letter to Usher
Posted by Jia at Monday, May 12, 2008 10:46 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
Dear Usher....
So I just got finished watching my FAVORITE show ever....The Hills.
I was sorely disappointed at how the show ended..but figured that the previews for the new season (starting August 18th) and YOUR performance could make up for it.
Lets just say that the former made me smile more than the latter.
Usher, you fucking suck
What the hell is wrong with you? You take a damn 4 year + long break, get married, have a damn kid...and you come back half assing like your first name is Michael and your last name is Jackson?
You see...only people like Michael, Prince or hell even Elton John...can go away for that long and come back and half ass on a performance.
YOU, on the other hand, have not earned that privilege.
Now listen..I love your ass. God knows I do...but if I see you do one more wack ass performance, looking like you're just PRACTICING instead of going full throttle, I swear Im gonna pull a Mariah Carey, "hunt you down," and post that shit on Youtube.....
You cant be half ass dancing Ush...looking like you were just released from a damn geriatric facility and think that you're pleasing the crowd. Hell, MY thick ass can get on stage and do that...is that all you have to do these days to earn a million is get on stage and be a slacker?? If that's all it takes...SIGN MY BLACK ASS UP, ASAP!
And before you call it hating, please note...Ive been following your career since you were a little boy with barely enough pubes to spell out the first two letters of your name....Ive faithfully bought ALL of your albums, NEVER burned one and always big you up when folks get to dissing. In the video, you slacked...and in this live performance, you slacked even harder. Hell naw..I want a damn refund. And I didnt even PAY to see your ass!
But you're making me look like an ass with those half ass dance moves, coming on stage, half lip syncing, half singing over the track but CRACKING ever other word. WTF?
Usher you better get it together...or else you're gonna have to change the name of that album from HERE I STAND....to SITCHO ASS DOWN!
Shit....
Love,
Jia
So I just got finished watching my FAVORITE show ever....The Hills.
I was sorely disappointed at how the show ended..but figured that the previews for the new season (starting August 18th) and YOUR performance could make up for it.
Lets just say that the former made me smile more than the latter.
Usher, you fucking suck
What the hell is wrong with you? You take a damn 4 year + long break, get married, have a damn kid...and you come back half assing like your first name is Michael and your last name is Jackson?
You see...only people like Michael, Prince or hell even Elton John...can go away for that long and come back and half ass on a performance.
YOU, on the other hand, have not earned that privilege.
Now listen..I love your ass. God knows I do...but if I see you do one more wack ass performance, looking like you're just PRACTICING instead of going full throttle, I swear Im gonna pull a Mariah Carey, "hunt you down," and post that shit on Youtube.....
You cant be half ass dancing Ush...looking like you were just released from a damn geriatric facility and think that you're pleasing the crowd. Hell, MY thick ass can get on stage and do that...is that all you have to do these days to earn a million is get on stage and be a slacker?? If that's all it takes...SIGN MY BLACK ASS UP, ASAP!
And before you call it hating, please note...Ive been following your career since you were a little boy with barely enough pubes to spell out the first two letters of your name....Ive faithfully bought ALL of your albums, NEVER burned one and always big you up when folks get to dissing. In the video, you slacked...and in this live performance, you slacked even harder. Hell naw..I want a damn refund. And I didnt even PAY to see your ass!
But you're making me look like an ass with those half ass dance moves, coming on stage, half lip syncing, half singing over the track but CRACKING ever other word. WTF?
Usher you better get it together...or else you're gonna have to change the name of that album from HERE I STAND....to SITCHO ASS DOWN!
Shit....
Love,
Jia
Okay, now I know I wasnt trippin, I said the same damn thing when I saw his new video, up in da club. Tameka got Ush loosing his moves.........lol, it looks like he his counting his steps, 5,6,7,8 lol...............
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I commend y'all for watching the whole thing! I couldn't do it, I thought, "I stayed up for this?"
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Jia, this is the funniest shit I have read in a longgg time!
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