PR Extraordinaire: Jia for Hire

So its 6:05am and Im up...bored and watching TV. Its January 1st, 2008....can you believe that its 2008? YOWZA! HELL YEA! Anyway, I log into Myspace (lmao @ that...as though I ever fuckin' logged out) and notice that I have a new "blog subscription" notification. Wondering who in the HELL is up bloggin' on new years, I click the link and see that its from Tila Tequila.

I go to her page, thinking "Why is this girl online NOW immediately after hosting a slammin' ass party in Times Square for MTV?" Eh, to each his/her own....

But I begin reading....and just as 'reality TV would have it:

"....the night was amazing except for the fact that Bobby had broken up with me a few days before all of this went down. I wasn't expecting it at all because I thought I had finally found someone that I was compatible with, but I guess I was wrong. My hectic schedule was really hard on him and we both were getting frustrated, but at the same time.....I just wanted to find someone who would understand what a crazy lifestyle I have so it's too bad that things didn't work out between us. With that said I just want to make it known that I still think Bobby is a great guy and I wish him the best."

LMAO Now tell me you arent laced with a sarcasm'ed surprise? I know that 'sarcasm'ed' isnt a word..but work with me.

Now here we go....MTV posted the Shot At Love Casting website a few weeks ago. Everyone was wondering "Well, who is the new bi...who will MTV choose that is publicly willing to out themselves all for the sake of a 15 minutes of fame?"

And then this.....

So painfully obvious that Tila will be back for her SECOND season of A Shot At Love.

You serious? LOL They could've done a little better damage control than that. Now dont get me wrong...I actually like Tila. Shit, Im even rockin' one of her songs on my page (which will change tomorrow....its time for some hip hop haha). But this shit is borderline ridiculous and so obvious! Maybe I should get a job working in public relations b/c I could've come up with a much better story than a "he-couldnt-handle-my-hectic-schedule" bit. Bobby practically went from being a peon to dating one of the hottest women in the cyber world...and HE couldnt handle it? Hahaha....right!

Well, I guess I got my answer from a couple days ago! Tila Tequila WILL be back for an all new season of a Shot at Love. Maybe I'll audition and show her who's REALLY the baddest bitch 'pon the block!!

Ergh...that was a joke....read her page and you'll get it!

HOLLA!

*Update...Bobby B posted a bulletin stating that Tila, nor her reps would give him her contact info after the show wrapped....Wow! LOL!



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  • Tuesday, January 01, 2008 10:48 AM Royale wrote:
    this just has me laughing...yeah the PR game clearly sucks @ mtv or in tila's camp...I could've came up with something better but I was slick off and on with her show ne ways so...yeah
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  • Tuesday, January 01, 2008 10:53 AM Michael wrote:
    LOL. I knew they had to do something to break it off! I kind of think MTV didn't want them to look like Flavor of Love/I Love New York with the ironic break-up at the reunion.

    I'm tired of garbage like this; in my opinion, this is nothing more than a ploy to help boost her music career. I feel disappointed in myself for watching this crap.....
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  • Tuesday, January 01, 2008 3:07 PM CeCeishere wrote:
    I SERIOUSLY hate this show - for some reason I'll watch I love NY and Flava of Love but I can't stand her show. Anyway the last line had me rolling. So he couldn't even contact her!? lol
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    1. Tuesday, January 01, 2008 3:42 PM Jia wrote:
      Yup! He said he could not get in touch with her...tried through her reps, everything and Tila was like 'Eh-eh' LMAOO how embarrassing!

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  • Tuesday, January 01, 2008 4:18 PM Zoey wrote:
    I told you this like a month ago! I know someone who works for the show. You basically told me that it was a new girl and not Tila. You should listen to other people sometimes.
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    1. Tuesday, January 01, 2008 5:13 PM Jia wrote:
      Ok...and like you, I know someone that worked for MTV who told me that Tila would NOT be back for another season.

      I dont take everything that everyone says at face value....but if you ended up being right, then kudos to you. Its not that serious though, ma.


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  • Wednesday, January 02, 2008 8:55 PM Necole Bitchie wrote:
    what???? that's wrong how she played him
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